I like my coffee dark, and rich, and as earthy, nutty delicious as possible.
In lieu of this, I despise weak, watery-ass coffee and all those people who half-halfheartedly enjoy their large Dunkin’ Donuts lattes while trying to contend that yes, in fact, it is good coffee.
That’s why I love this excerpt from “Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim”, one of my David Sedaris favorites:
He took a sip of my father’s weak coffee and spit it back into the mug.
"This shit’s like making love in a canoe."
"It’s fucking near water."